ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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