how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I love you. Go after that dick
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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