You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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