Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ugly people sure do ruin things
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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