Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
why is half of my head shaved?
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