C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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