i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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