making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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