I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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