On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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