I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
COCAINE IS GR8
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
