Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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