Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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