their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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