I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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