I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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