I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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