he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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