So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
