Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
