Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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