I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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