why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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