are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
