In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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