I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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