I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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