I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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