? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
