Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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