It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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