you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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