he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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