normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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