Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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