There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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