Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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