Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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