It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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