your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Terrible idea I love it
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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