I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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