her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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