That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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