I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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