Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Randomize
