STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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