This house was built for laser tag.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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