scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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