i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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