so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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