Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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