wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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